That moment when you’re sending nudes to your boyfriend, realize your cat (not my pussy) came out in the shot, and is glaring at you…
Dream Portraits | Antonio Mora
In this series, photographer Antonio Mora combines portraits with landscape, animal, and abstract photography to create these incredible images
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Colorado by Kevin Russ
Miss my Midwest.
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.