January 2012
December 2011
Lamest of the lame.
Alcohol,
I want you inside me.
mylomusic-deactivated20120106 asked: Favorite smoothie?
aaronkho asked: hey! where you from? lets get together;)
theproofoflife asked: How often do you masturbate?
All I know is:
I better get a fucking New Years kiss.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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What's the name of that Tim Burton movie
The one with Johnny Depp
And Helena Bonham Carter
With the soundtrack by Danny Elfman
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Fuck Christmas, gonna go get drunk.
Happy alcoholidays!
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