March 2012
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Totally eavesdropping on a conversation but...
“I’m not really into anime dude.. Oh wait have you seen Sailor Moon?!”
Literally gave that girl my WTF face until she noticed me.
cosmo tip #192
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
Just embarrassed the fuck out of myself by laughing so hard. True love.
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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I don't like being on top.
Lying.
Alright, I just hate being expected to do more of the work because I’m horny as fuck, and at that point I’m not going to argue as long as your dick is in me.
I just want to be like.. FUCKED.
Really hard.
Until I run out of breath.
Which won’t be too long considering I have asthma lol.
Ugh.
And any of you sexually frustrated people who are like -_- for me...
February 2012
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6 Types of Love
checkyourwindow:
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience...
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Shop, brunch, sleep, work, sex.
Happy Sunday.
I need a tattoo.
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It’s seriously taking everything out of me to not call you to come over right now. Moment of weakness; I’ll be fine after this beer. Or 10 more.
Oh, silly boy
I’m a sadist, not a masochist.
Will someone please come rescue me?
I just want to go home and cuddle, but instead I’m locking myself in the bathroom at work and refusing to deal with people.
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