Lying.

Alright, I just hate being expected to do more of the work because I’m horny as fuck, and at that point I’m not going to argue as long as your dick is in me.

I just want to be like.. FUCKED.
Really hard.
Until I run out of breath.

Which won’t be too long considering I have asthma lol.

Ugh.

And any of you sexually frustrated people who are like -_- for me complaining about actually having sex can stfu. You are more than capable to have sex with someone, you just don’t want to settle. So, fuck off.

/endrant

Masturbate. Cry. Expect a response from my cat as to why I don’t have a boyfriend. Rinse, wash, repeat.